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A quirky blog aimed at mums and *beyond… *Beyond because that’s not where life ends.

Sareta Fontaine Kiki Blah-Blah

SARETA FONTAINE
Blogger & Founder of Kiki Blah-Blah
Your Ride Or Die I Superstar Ninja I Wine Lover

Hello@kikiblahblah.com U.K Based 🇬🇧

Our Kiki Blah-Blah Bloggers Are Currently…

MICHELLE IS CURRENTLY…
Concerned with the possibility that avocados may be harder to get hold of. Reduced harvests from major producers Mexico, Peru and California means that prices may be higher for our favourite green fruit, specifically, single seeded berry!

JUDE IS CURRENTLY…
Losing count of how many times TJ says ROAR before 8am each day. Every toy, DVD or item of clothing must be related to dinosaurs for the foreseeable future.

SARETA IS CURRENTLY…
Looking forward to the kids going back to school and nursery. (I miss those 3 precious hours of quiet time per morning. Le welp).

ZARA IS CURRENTLY…
Obsessed with this Barry M ‘Holographic Lights’ nail polish it’s like a mermaid tail in a bottle and it’s only £3.99!

LIZZY IS CURRENTLY…
Obsessed with Rihanna and her amazing Crop Over Costume. Rihanna slayed again whilst celebrating Crop Over Festival in Barbados, adorned in jewels, feathers and beautiful turquoise hair, she made the internet stand still… AGAIN.

WOW FESTIVAL 2018 SEP 21/23
WOW – Women of the World is Southbank Centre’s festival that celebrates women and girls, highlights their achievements and looks at the obstacles they still face across the world.

LONDON FASHION WEEK FESTIVAL SEP 21/24
The only event that gives you unparalleled access to the industry to experience the best of British and international fashion including a showcase of designer and trend shows, designer shopping and industry talks.

VIVIENNE WESTWOOD: GET A LIFE SEP 24
In her own words, Westwood offers an insight into the importance of classical art. In this keynote talk on why reading matters, she shines a light on the novels and literature which have had the greatest influence on her work and life.

RECENT POSTS

Situation Separation- Moving On

Jude updates us on her Situation Separation. Is life what she thought it would be, how is she coping? Find out by reading her new post…

Yindi Curls

Yindi Curls – UK based hair masterclasses for parents/carers of super curly kids. Zachary and I attended the class, was it worth it, were WE worth it? 〰

How to have fun at Notting Hill Carnival

Notting Hill Carnival! Undoubtedly the best time of the year in London. Where else can you listen to different types of music, dance till you ache surrounded by people equally as happy as you, for free?

The Jamie Oliver Cookery School

Zachary got cooking like a pro at The Jamie Oliver Cookery School! Mini Meatballs and Pasta was on the menu today, thanks to Gennaro Contaldo and his team.

Camp Bestival 2017

Camping, rain, kids aiming for muddy puddles…erm, could you handle this? Take a read, I might be able to convince you.

Mummy Bloggers Explained

The Mummy bloggers phenomenon explained, broken down and analysed. Apologies, this is a bitchy post, but someone had to do it 💅 *Sips Tea ☕☕☕

#InstaMum

You either know an #INSTAMUM or you are one! Comedy short written by Sareta Fontaine, staring Chizzy Akudolu. Part of the “Mum Series” from Masked Pony Productions.

PAINT AND SLURP

Win a ticket to Paint And Slurp! Fun activities for kiddies – includes painting, yummy cupcakes, candyfloss… and fresh Smoothies made by myself and my not so little one! 🍓🍇🍉🍌

OUR LIVES ARE ‘SO GONE’ – KIKI BLAH-BLAH 
Mr. Kiki Blah-Blah and I reminisce about life without kids. Don’t worry, we love them really.

#INSTAMUM 
Series by WE DON’T HATE MEN– Ep.1 written by Sareta Fontaine (Kiki Blah-Blah founder), starring Chizzy Akudolu.

VIDEOS

Events and places that we think you’ll be interested in…

HOW TO GET OUT OF SOFT PLAY – KIKI BLAH-BLAH 
Mamas and Papas, you know soft play is a snot fest work out… i’ll show you how to get out of it!

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THE BLOG
SAY WHAT?…

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The Kiki Blah-Blah blog can be lighthearted at times, informative, but nevertheless entertaining.

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Kiki Blah-Blah

Sareta is the creator of Kiki Blah-Blah. She designs and maintains the site along with our Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat and Facebook social media platforms. Along with the other contributors, Sareta also blogs!  Jude is a yummy mummy and more, she blogs about motherhood as she see’s it and lives it. Her posts are humorous, relatable and honest.

Michelle is a gluten and dairy-free food blogger, she creates recipes for all the family. Lizzy shares her Lifestyle posts, mainly about life and travel. ZaraLouU is our makeup and beauty junkie! Everything that she tests and reviews are fab and affordable! Both Mayita & Hayley are part of the Kiki squad, they blog when they can, and also interact weekly on our Facebook Page.

Hello@Kikiblahblah.com
We Blog, we Tweet, we Pin, we Facebunk, we Snap and we do it for the Gram! Join us

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