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A quirky blog aimed at mums and beyond…

Sareta Fontaine Kiki Blah-Blah

SARETA FONTAINE
Wife I Mum of 3 I Wine Lover
Blogger & Founder of Kiki Blah-Blah

Hello@kikiblahblah.com U.K Based 🇬🇧

Our Kiki Blah-Blah Bloggers Are Currently…

SARETA IS CURRENTLY…
Reading ‘Americanah‘ by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. A fictional tale about a young couple who depart military-ruled Nigeria and face new challenges in America.

ZARA IS CURRENTLY…
Obsessing over the ‘BH Cosmetics Second – Edition 120 Eyeshadow Pallette’. A vegan friendly, allergy free highly pigmented eyeshadow pallet. Lots of beautiful colours and shades, fab enough to create hundreds of different looks.

LIZZY IS CURRENTLY…
Obsessed with Rihanna and her amazing Crop Over Costume. Rihanna slayed again whilst celebrating Crop Over Festival in Barbados, adorned in jewels, feathers and beautiful turquoise hair, she made the internet stand still… AGAIN.

MICHELLE IS CURRENTLY…
Concerned with the possibility that avocados may be harder to get hold of. Reduced harvests from major producers Mexico, Peru and California means that prices may be higher for our favourite green fruit, specifically, single seeded berry!

JUDE IS CURRENTLY…
Losing count of how many times TJ says ROAR before 8am each day. Every toy, DVD or item of clothing must be related to dinosaurs for the foreseeable future.

Events and places that we think you’ll be interested in…

RA SUMMER LATES AUGUST 19
Come and experience art, music, cocktails, mermaid life drawing, performance art, tropical funk DJs, craft activities, talks and more at the RA’s end of summer party on Piccadilly.

MR SUMMER MEET UP AUGUST 25
The 3rd mum ‘n’ mini Motherhood Reconstructed meet up, this time at West London’s beautiful Holland Park. They’ll be peacocks, play in the park, seek respite in the Kyoto garden or just hangin’ out eatin food & drinking from your hip flask!

THE BEAST AUGUST 25/28
Relive every 90s game show fantasy you ever had at The Beast, the world’s largest inflatable obstacle course at Alexandra Palace. Jump, bash and clamber your way through 32 inflatable obstacles across a 272 bouncy metres.

RECENT POSTS

#InstaMum

You either know an #INSTAMUM or you are one! Comedy short written by Sareta Fontaine, staring Chizzy Akudolu. Part of the “Mum Series” from Masked Pony Productions.

PAINT AND SLURP

Win a ticket to Paint And Slurp! Fun activities for kiddies – includes painting, yummy cupcakes, candyfloss… and fresh Smoothies made by myself and my not so little one! 🍓🍇🍉🍌

Visage silicone facial cleanser

The Visage Silicone Facial Cleanser pulsates, cleans and massages for a deep a thorough clean… Do you mean that it’s just a glorified play toy? 👀

VIDEOS

#INSTAMUM 
Series by WE DON’T HATE MEN– Ep.1 written by Sareta Fontaine (Kiki Blah-Blah founder), starring Chizzy Akudolu.

HOW TO GET OUT OF SOFT PLAY – KIKI BLAH-BLAH 
Mamas and Papas, you know soft play is a snot fest work out… i’ll show you how to get out of it!

OUR LIVES ARE ‘SO GONE’ – KIKI BLAH-BLAH 
Mr. Kiki Blah-Blah and I reminisce about life without kids. Don’t worry, we love them really.

More Kiki Blah-Blah vids on YouTube

THE BLOG
SAY WHAT?…

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The Kiki Blah-Blah blog can be lighthearted at times, informative, but nevertheless entertaining.

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Kiki Blah-Blah

Sareta is the creator of Kiki Blah-Blah. She designs and maintains the site along with our Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat and Facebook social media platforms. Along with the other contributors, Sareta also blogs!  Jude is a yummy mummy and more, she blogs about motherhood as she see’s it and lives it. Her posts are humorous, relatable and honest.

Michelle is a gluten and dairy-free food blogger, she creates recipes for all the family. Lizzy shares her Lifestyle posts, mainly about life and travel. ZaraLouU is our makeup and beauty junkie! Everything that she tests and reviews are fab and affordable! Both Mayita & Hayley are part of the Kiki squad, they blog when they can, and also interact weekly on our Facebook Page.

Hello@Kikiblahblah.com
We Blog, we Tweet, we Pin, we Facebunk, we Snap and we do it for the Gram! Join us